when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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