Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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