I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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