well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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