I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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