Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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