I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
