Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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