New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Randomize