There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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