I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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