everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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