im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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