It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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