I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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