Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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