I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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