i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Randomize
