i just wanna soil my oats bro
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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