hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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