There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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