Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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