Why are handjobs necessary in class?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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