I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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