Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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