I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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