it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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