How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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