spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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