Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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