Just fell off a train. Bad.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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I'm at about main and main street
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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