oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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