Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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