Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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