Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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