fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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