How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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