problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The ass gains better be worth it
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