I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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