This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize