You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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