OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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