She said her name was "party"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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