She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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