I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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