You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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