so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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