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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I need water and some morals
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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