And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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