I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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