Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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