he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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