Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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