Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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