Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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