how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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