She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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