Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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